Monday, October 5, 2009


So i'm at my beautiful friend Rachel's house, and we're watching videos of dancing lemons on youtube(Don't judge me). Suddenly, she whips her head around and exclaims that she has something cool to show me. She types something into the youtube search bar and shows me this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIr8-f2OWhs . Seriously, i loved it.
She's super duper

So this made me wonder. Where did the music go? Sure you can call me weird for liking Stevie Wonder. Don't care. At least i don't have the logical reasoning capabilities of a box of rocks. Wait. Whats that you say? Jay Z is a musical genius? I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over you being a total drone of society. Seriously, the next person I hear say that is gonna get a smack to the mouth so hard they'll wonder what they had for breakfast because all they can taste is blood. Too graphic? Too bad.
I digress, let me explain to you why this music is good. First of all, its literally two people. However, both of them play like 5 instruments. Can Jay Z do that? Auto-tune doesn't count as an instrument. Neither does "booty smackin". Because obviously its all the man can do. Anywho, they're also awesome because this is the first remix I've EVER heard that doesn't have the same old drum beat or a synthesizer as the primary instrument. No i have not heard the remix to "Poker Face," but i can almost guarantee you it sounds like a cat on fire. Why cant a record company go a month without remixing every song in the world? I don't think anyone has done it to the Ave Maria yet but I imagine it would sound just like everything else. This brings me to my last reason. It builds upon the music, not ruins it. Seriously, I would listen to this song over the original any day. Its still danceable, just different.
I'd better stop saying how this video is better than Beyonce's or Kanye will punch through my computer screen, demand a chicken dinner, and furiously beat the crap out of me when I don't give it to him. In conclusion, this tiny undiscovered group is awesome and they should be making money so help them out and maybe they'll be famous and i can hear them on the radio in between "Party in the Usa," and "Love Game". *sigh*

1 comment:

  1. Pomplamoose ftw!

    You're hilarious, you little jailbird you.

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