Fish lady

So I've run into quite a writers block when it comes to reviews but I've found its very easy for me to come up with ridiculously insane stories that, quite frankly, are stupid. So I've decided every night I'd pick one person from my friend list and ramble off a story that I make up on the spot. The only catch is the person I'm talking to can't have any idea who I am.

Kameron

ok

you wanna hear a story?

11:29pmAmber

ha um

11:29pmKameron

ok

11:29pmAmber

is it good story?

11:29pmKameron

so if there's anything in the world i love, it's midgets

so today i'm walking around in wal mart and i spot one

IN THE WILD for that matter

so i reach out to touch it and heres a tid bit of information for future reference

Midgets are masters at Kung FU

11:30pmAmber

hahah gotcha

11:30pmKameron

so it whips around and karate chops me in the groin

im screaming in pain

when suddenly a huge hairy man (?) comes from nowhere and starts to rub the midgets head

and in case you didnt know

midgets, like crocodiles, fall asleep when you rub them

so as its falling asleep Thor comes soaring in from the cereal aisle and bashes the ground with his hammer summoning an army of refried beans.

they immediately surround me and all i can think is "Ishoulda stayed home and baked make and cheese like i planned

i can see anything at this point because the refried beans have begun to circle me fast enough to send me back in time.

and here i am

11:34pmAmber

kameron.

hahah

when was the last time we talked?

11:35pmAmber

anyways. youre creative. im going to bed though.

c: night

11:35pmKameron

night fish lady