Kameron
ok
you wanna hear a story?
11:29pmAmber
ha um
11:29pmKameron
ok
11:29pmAmber
is it good story?
11:29pmKameron
so if there's anything in the world i love, it's midgets
so today i'm walking around in wal mart and i spot one
IN THE WILD for that matter
so i reach out to touch it and heres a tid bit of information for future reference
Midgets are masters at Kung FU
11:30pmAmber
hahah gotcha
11:30pmKameron
so it whips around and karate chops me in the groin
im screaming in pain
when suddenly a huge hairy man (?) comes from nowhere and starts to rub the midgets head
and in case you didnt know
midgets, like crocodiles, fall asleep when you rub them
so as its falling asleep Thor comes soaring in from the cereal aisle and bashes the ground with his hammer summoning an army of refried beans.
they immediately surround me and all i can think is "Ishoulda stayed home and baked make and cheese like i planned
i can see anything at this point because the refried beans have begun to circle me fast enough to send me back in time.
and here i am
11:34pmAmber
kameron.
hahah
when was the last time we talked?
11:35pmAmber
anyways. youre creative. im going to bed though.
c: night
11:35pmKameron
night fish lady
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